15 Most Bizarre PatentsPublished on 5/19/2009 under Tech
Ladies Underwear with Calendar (US 5606748)
Anti-eating face mask (US 4344424)
Bird diaper (US 5934226)
Automatic Bed Maker (US 4441222)
Cheese-Filter Cigarette (US 3234948)
Forehead Rest For Urinals (US 6681419)
Thanks to this handy little device you'll steady yourself by simply resting your forehead in the appropriately bowing down position required of your shameful state.
The Bionic Golfer
So make your move, back up and lock-in to the T3. Now go ahead and try to relax during your swing, we dare you. And that swing better be good, or you may just be locked into this thing until you get it right!
Instant Face Lift (US 4995379)
The inventor suggests: "to make the device as inconspicuous as possible, the elements are either completely transparent or flesh color". We are not sure no one will notice that little clear adhesive blob stuck to your face with a strap running into your hair.